1. Notes: 92 / 1 year ago  from effyeahnerdfighters (originally from atticuzfynch)
    "George W. Bush is so incompetent that he failed to poop in my pants, although he did poop near my pants. He then later claimed that he had never intended to poop in my pants and that no one in his administration had ever talked about pooping in anyone’s pants. Having seen his poop I can report that it looks exactly like bullshit."
    - John Green (via solysoledad)

    (Source: atticuzfynch)

  2. Notes: 47459 / 1 year ago  from bbboner-deactivated20110710-dea (originally from evocative-eloquence)

    all-we-know-is-falling:

    mutilationcelebration:

    lauren-annie:

    iamkim—:

    theseareourglorydays-:

    lizzzzrrd:

    patrickstumpisabamf:

    ollyj:

    brokenglassinthemorninglight:

    followingthespiders:

    STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS.

    Tumblr is usually a great way of spreading awareness and so often we can make a change. Please watch this, reblog it or whatever, just please sign this petition, it’s to help save the lives of millions of dogs and cats killed in the most awful ways China every year. Just by watching this video you’ll see some of the disgustingly sadistic ways in which they torture and kill these poor animals. They cook and skin them ALIVE, and then leave them to die. Don’t watch this film if you can’t handle blood or violence, because this video shows you just how cruel people can be. If you do one thing today, please sign this petition, you could be saving lives.

    http://www.ptroa.co.il/phpPETITION/ http://www.ptroa.co.il/phpPETITION/ http://www.ptroa.co.il/phpPETITION/

    the shit i would do to these mother fuckers. omg.

    ok i cant watch this but i read the text. please reblog.

    ^ the same here. Whenever I watch those things, I cry for days. I’m not kiddin.

    But please, I know what this is about. Reblog this.

     Barbaric savages, and they have the nerve to call themselves a civilised nation. I feel physically sick.

    NO NO NO NO that is horrible, I feel sick, I wanted to rip my eyes out watching that

    I am crying so much now

     Oh my fucking god. Everyone needs to sign.

    I cried. Thats so fucking disgusting.

    Crying alot. Shit, this is so fucking bad. So bad. Shit. Watch this. Fuck.

    i couldn’t watch it. but reblog x

    Not watching. Ever.
    But yeah, reblog. 

    I have never felt so sick in my life. What the fuck, i’m crying.

    Heartless fuckers. guys, please reblog this.

    That was awful. AWFUL. Just…no words. Literally no words.

    Please sign. Seriously, it’s only a minute and it is so, so disgusting what they are doing. Please.

    (Source: evocative-eloquence)

  3. Notes: 99 / 1 year ago  from you-cant-cancel-quidditch (originally from armyofghosts-deactivated2011072)

    How does ‘diagonally’ sound more like ‘Knockturn Alley’ than ‘Diagon Alley’?

    ROFL I’m not sure if this is meant to be a sarcastic post or whatever (I don’t get sarcasm well on the internet XD) but it literally just means transport him DIAGONALLY which means he happens to turn up in Knockturn Alley. I think? 

  4. 1 year ago 

    Explaining my url name

    Wow I’ve posted two things today. Today’s a busy day indeed.

    But yeah, it comes from a song called Darling I Do and the song is a typical love song although it has really beautiful harmonies so I suggest checking it out if you like :)

    The phrase “plenty of people with eyes closed” really struck me though. In the song, it suggests that everyone has there eyes closed to the person the song describes but to me, it means something more than that. Sure, it shows how sometimes people will block out or purposely misinterpet someone for whatever reasons, but it also shows the way we deal with things in real life.

    Again, I remember reading somewhere in a book that if someone cared about all the deaths, dying and disaster in the world, they would be “crazier than a shithouse rat”. We ignore news the whole time. Each new day there is a new headline somewhere, outlining some of the darker aspects of our world. Each new day, we ignore these things since we know they will depress us. On tumblr, I find myself becoming very aware of things going on in the world. But even on here, I don’t choose to reblog all of these things.

    Because, at the end of the day, you have to close your eyes sometimes. You can’t live your life worrying about everyone, but do we really keep our eyes open long enough? Do we really keep our eyes open for everything? Do we open our eyes towards the news, history, to the feelings of our friends and family? Or are our eyes shut in ways that we will never be able to open them due to our very self-preserving nature? Are there plenty of people with eyes closed or is it just me shutting out the very harsh reality of the world around me? I don’t know. I’M TIRED AND SLEEP DEPRIVED OKAY?! 

    It’s just weird. I find myself purposely shutting my eyes to the world around me. Walking past a busker in the street, never thinking twice. It is just so easy to do. I seem to be walking around the world just looking through tiny slits of my eyes, never being able to see more than the things I choose to see. I think that applies to everyone. Well, I hope it does. Or else I’m the only person shutting stuff out. That’d be awkward.

    Just try to keep your eyes open as wide as possible. Remember, it’s okay to blink or else you’ll never be able keep them open for long. well that metaphor failed. ahh well. And when I say you, I mean me. So don’t take it as a personal attack or anything.

    Thanks for reading. If you did. 

  5. 1 year ago 

    AWKWARD MOMENT #1

    I had a rehearsal today with a music teacher at my school for this concert I am taking part in. It meant I had to get to school at 8:00 (that is RIDICULOUS for me) and yeah.

    So anyway, I’ve grabbed my music folder and clarinet, walk to school at a leisurely pace - so far, everything’s dandy.

    Then I realise I’ve forgotten to actually put my music in the folder.

    I dump my bags on the nearest bag rack (these shelve in the corridor that hold bags), put my clarinet on there too (it was okay, thank goodness) and literally RUN home. I fall over on the way but get up again and keep on running LIKE A BOSS.

    Red and sweating but with music in hand, I race down the corridor, grab my bags and turn around to see my maths teacher behind me. He says, and I quotes, “Nice running.” Thanks, sir. Great. I don’t know whether he saw the trip or not. I pray for the latter.

    FUN TIMES.

  6. Notes: 1627 / 1 year ago  from ovarycat (originally from writingadvice1)
    60 Awesome Search Engines for Serious Writers

    ovarycat:

    loveapprentice:

    deerfreckles:

    dinokitten:

    kernels:

    writingadvice:

    Finding the information you need as a writer shouldn’t be a chore. Luckily, there are plenty of search engines out there that are designed to help you at any stage of the process, from coming up with great ideas to finding a publisher to get your work into print. Both writers still in college and those on their way to professional success will appreciate this list of useful search applications that are great from making writing a little easier and more efficient.

    Professional

    Find other writers, publishers and ways to market your work through these searchable databases and search engines.

    1. Litscene: Use this search engine to search through thousands of writers and literary projects, and add your own as well.
    2. Thinkers.net: Get a boost in your creativity with some assistance from this site.
    3. PoeWar: Whether you need help with your career or your writing, this site is full of great searchable articles.
    4. Publisher’s Catalogues: Try out this site to search through the catalogs and names of thousands of publishers.
    5. Edit Red: Through this site you can showcase your own work and search through work by others, as well as find helpful FAQ’s on writing.
    6. Writersdock: Search through this site for help with your writing, find jobs and join other writers in discussions.
    7. PoetrySoup: If you want to find some inspirational poetry, this site is a great resource.
    8. Booksie.com: Here, you can search through a wide range of self-published books.
    9. One Stop Write Shop: Use this tool to search through the writings of hundreds of other amateur writers.
    10. Writer’s Cafe: Check out this online writer’s forum to find and share creative works.
    11. Literary Marketplace: Need to know something about the publishing industry? Use this search tool to find the information you need now.

    Writing

    These helpful tools will help you along in the writing process.

    1. WriteSearch: This search engine focuses exclusively on sites devoted to reading and writing to deliver its results.
    2. The Burry Man Writers Center: Find a wealth of writing resources on this searchable site.
    3. Writing.com: This fully-featured site makes it possible to find information both fun and serious about the craft of writing.
    4. Purdue OWL: Need a little instruction on your writing? This tool from Purdue University can help.
    5. Writing Forums: Search through these writing forums to find answers to your writing issues.

    Research

    Try out these tools to get your writing research done in a snap.

    1. Google Scholar: With this specialized search engine from Google, you’ll only get reliable, academic results for your searches.
    2. WorldCat: If you need a book from the library, try out this tool. It’ll search and find the closest location.
    3. Scirus: Find great scientific articles and publications through this search engine.
    4. OpenLibrary: If you don’t have time to run to a brick-and-mortar library, this online tool can still help you find books you can use.
    5. Online Journals Search Engine: Try out this search engine to find free online journal articles.
    6. All Academic: This search engine focuses on returning highly academic, reliable resources.
    7. LOC Ask a Librarian: Search through the questions on this site to find helpful answers about the holdings at the Library of Congress.
    8. Encylcopedia.com: This search engine can help you find basic encyclopedia articles.
    9. Clusty: If you’re searching for a topic to write on, this search engine with clustered results can help get your creative juices flowing.
    10. Intute: Here you’ll find a British search engine that delivers carefully chosen results from academia.
    11. AllExperts: Have a question? Ask the experts on this site or search through the existing answers.

    Reference

    Need to look up a quote or a fact? These search tools make it simple.

    1. Writer’s Web Search Engine: This search engine is a great place to find reference information on how to write well.
    2. Bloomsbury Magazine Research Centre: You’ll find numerous resources on publications, authors and more through this search engine.
    3. Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Thesaurus: Make sure you’re using words correctly and can come up with alternatives with the help of this tool.
    4. References.net: Find all the reference material you could ever need through this search engine.
    5. Quotes.net: If you need a quote, try searching for one by topic or by author on this site.
    6. Literary Encyclopedia: Look up any famous book or author in this search tool.
    7. Acronym Finder: Not sure what a particular acronym means? Look it up here.
    8. Bartleby: Through Bartleby, you can find a wide range of quotes from famous thinkers, writers and celebrities.
    9. Wikipedia.com: Just about anything and everything you could want to look up is found on this site.
    10. Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy: Find all the great philosophers you could want to reference in this online tool.

    Niche Writers

    If you’re focusing on writing in a particular niche, these tools can be a big help.

    1. PubGene: Those working in sci-fi or medical writing will appreciate this database of genes, biological terms and organisms.
    2. GoPubMd: You’ll find all kinds of science and medical search results here.
    3. Jayde: Looking for a business? Try out this search tool.
    4. Zibb: No matter what kind of business you need to find out more about, this tool will find the information.
    5. TechWeb: Do a little tech research using this news site and search engine.
    6. Google Trends: Try out this tool to find out what people are talking about.
    7. Godchecker: Doing a little work on ancient gods and goddesses? This tool can help you make sure you have your information straight.
    8. Healia: Find a wide range of health topics and information by using this site.
    9. Sci-Fi Search: Those working on sci-fi can search through relevant sites to make sure their ideas are original.

    Books

    Find your own work and inspirational tomes from others by using these search engines.

    1. Literature Classics: This search tool makes it easy to find the free and famous books you want to look through.
    2. InLibris: This search engine provides one of the largest directories of literary resources on the web.
    3. SHARP Web: Using this tool, you can search through the information on the history of reading and publishing.
    4. AllReaders: See what kind of reviews books you admire got with this search engine.
    5. BookFinder: No matter what book you’re looking for you’re bound to find it here.
    6. ReadPrint: Search through this site for access to thousands of free books.
    7. Google Book Search: Search through the content of thousands upon thousands of books here, some of which is free to use.
    8. Indie Store Finder: If you want to support the little guy, this tool makes it simple to find an independent bookseller in your neck of the woods.

    Blogging

    For web writing, these tools can be a big help.

    1. Technorati: This site makes it possible to search through millions of blogs for both larger topics and individual posts.
    2. Google Blog Search: Using this specialized Google search engine, you can search through the content of blogs all over the web.
    3. Domain Search: Looking for a place to start your own blog? This search tool will let you know what’s out there.
    4. OpinMind: Try out this blog search tool to find opinion focused blogs.
    5. IceRocket: Here you’ll find a real-time blog search engine so you’ll get the latest news and posts out there.
    6. PubSub: This search tool scours sites like Twitter and Friendfeed to find the topics people are talking about most every day.

     This all looks amazing. Reblogging for my own reference.

    Also for reference.

    ^

    ^

    This is SO HANDY.

  7. Notes: 17291 / 1 year ago  from bbboner-deactivated20110710-dea (originally from amourandpsyche)

    Reblog if you remember this. Or had one of these.

    sarebasketcase:

    br0sickle:

    br33zy-:

    ohhheybeautiful:

    I had the cat one.. hahah

    I REMEMBER THEESE OMG.

     I HAD THIS

    I HAD THIS OMG

    (Source: amourandpsyche)

  8. Notes: 438 / 1 year ago  from ovarycat (originally from afterthecurtain-deactivated2012)
    We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.: 48 hours to save Brenda

    afterthecurtain:

    http://allout.org/en/brenda/

    Brenda Namigadde, a Ugandan lesbian in the UK, faces deportation THIS WEEK (tomorrow, on Friday 28th) back to the life-threatening persecution she fled eight years ago.

    With David Bahati, the Ugandan politician and author of the…

  9. Notes: 929 / 1 year ago  from consulting-wholockian (originally from davidtennantssideburns)
    davidtennantssideburns: So, imagine the last panel, as a bashful kid with his head tilted down, staring at his shuffling toes.

    davidtennantssideburns:

    So, imagine the last panel, as a bashful kid with his head tilted down, staring at his shuffling toes.

     
  10. Notes: 215177 / 1 year ago  from jagiyah (originally from oh-matthew)
    i-nfinite: THIS IS COOL WOAHHHHH

    i-nfinite:

    THIS IS COOL

    WOAHHHHH

     
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